As long as you don't eat meat... you're (almost) okay!
Basically, eating meat is the equivalent of taking a knife to the environment's throat and saying, "Hey baby, it takes two to tango." That's just not right.
Now, if you are a vegetarian, good for you. According to PETA, producing a hamburger uses the same amount of fossil fuel as driving a small car for twenty miles. Throw in some chicken nuggets, and you might as well be driving to my grandma's house, who lives in an unknown location in Florida.
So, if you're a vegetarian, you're almost there. It's like you're in purgatory, or Wisconsin.
But remember that you're sucking milk out of cows, whether in cheese form, yoghurt, yogurt, yougurt, or butter. That's like saying to cows, "Hey baby, suckie suckie!" That's not right either.
Remember people, cows fart. Less cows = less farts. That means more oxygen for the things we should eat.
Now, if you happen to be a vegan, you're almost there. It's like you're a happy rabbit. But happy rabbits dig up plants from grandma's garden. That's why she moves to unknown locations. That hurts, sort of like pulling out a nose-hair with tweezers. So...
Only the fruitarian lifestyle is actually a nearly environmental one. And it's healthy too! You just eat fruits (only those that fall naturally... no picky-picky hurty-hurty... instead squashie-squashie, yummy-yummy!).
You can rest knowing that you were kind to the animals, plants, and your mother... earth.
Now, if you are a vegetarian, good for you. According to PETA, producing a hamburger uses the same amount of fossil fuel as driving a small car for twenty miles. Throw in some chicken nuggets, and you might as well be driving to my grandma's house, who lives in an unknown location in Florida.
So, if you're a vegetarian, you're almost there. It's like you're in purgatory, or Wisconsin.
But remember that you're sucking milk out of cows, whether in cheese form, yoghurt, yogurt, yougurt, or butter. That's like saying to cows, "Hey baby, suckie suckie!" That's not right either.
Remember people, cows fart. Less cows = less farts. That means more oxygen for the things we should eat.
Now, if you happen to be a vegan, you're almost there. It's like you're a happy rabbit. But happy rabbits dig up plants from grandma's garden. That's why she moves to unknown locations. That hurts, sort of like pulling out a nose-hair with tweezers. So...
Only the fruitarian lifestyle is actually a nearly environmental one. And it's healthy too! You just eat fruits (only those that fall naturally... no picky-picky hurty-hurty... instead squashie-squashie, yummy-yummy!).
You can rest knowing that you were kind to the animals, plants, and your mother... earth.