Hodgie Answers Calls to Run for President of the U.S.A
By Hodgie E. Smodgie
I, Hodgiphilus Electrophilis Smodgophalaphroozenfrakensteinen, am shocked and amazed that Republicans continue to isolate hispanics, who will be 30 percent of America's population by the year 2050.
I am amazed that Republicans continue to isolate the 99 percent, who make up around 99 percent of the America's population.
I am amazed that Republicans continue to ignore the "little things," like the environment, water, trees, world, and me.
I am amazed that Democrats still refuse to invite me to be candidate for president, despite the invitations of you, my dear fans.
Join me in 2016 as I make my bid for the Electric Party, and become president of the United States. Click on the buttons below to see what my America will look like.
(Oh, by the way, health care under my system won't involve websites. Instead, we plan to treat everyone using "free love therapy" and "curative energy," which will be transmitted through the "groove-zone," a new organic hemp-based network.)
I, Hodgiphilus Electrophilis Smodgophalaphroozenfrakensteinen, am shocked and amazed that Republicans continue to isolate hispanics, who will be 30 percent of America's population by the year 2050.
I am amazed that Republicans continue to isolate the 99 percent, who make up around 99 percent of the America's population.
I am amazed that Republicans continue to ignore the "little things," like the environment, water, trees, world, and me.
I am amazed that Democrats still refuse to invite me to be candidate for president, despite the invitations of you, my dear fans.
Join me in 2016 as I make my bid for the Electric Party, and become president of the United States. Click on the buttons below to see what my America will look like.
(Oh, by the way, health care under my system won't involve websites. Instead, we plan to treat everyone using "free love therapy" and "curative energy," which will be transmitted through the "groove-zone," a new organic hemp-based network.)