The Hodgie E. Smodgie puppet
Now only $179.99! Have you ever wanted a a doll with a beard and connected eyebrows? Well, now you can cozy up to this adorable puppet of Dr. Hodgie E. Smodgie made from100% polyester imported from Guatemala. Warning, this puppet is highly flammable. Do not use near stoves, irons or in the sunlight. |
The Dadio McDuck puppet
Now only $169.99!
If you think that most puppets send bad messages to children by promoting weakness and failure, then the Dadio McDuck Puppet is just for you. Carefully crafted in the image of business magnate Dadio McDuck, this is a "practical puppet"; you are not only purchasing a plaything for your child but a role model for the whole family. Handcrafted by 11 year olds in Singapore, these puppets only cost Dadio about $0.39 to make, giving you and your children a real-life lesson in business tactics and modern day capitalism.
Now only $169.99!
If you think that most puppets send bad messages to children by promoting weakness and failure, then the Dadio McDuck Puppet is just for you. Carefully crafted in the image of business magnate Dadio McDuck, this is a "practical puppet"; you are not only purchasing a plaything for your child but a role model for the whole family. Handcrafted by 11 year olds in Singapore, these puppets only cost Dadio about $0.39 to make, giving you and your children a real-life lesson in business tactics and modern day capitalism.
The Maggie Puppet
Now only $199.99!
Have you ever wondered why most puppets do not come with cigarettes, despite the fact that there are about 1 billion smokers in the world, many of whom are children? This puppet helps teach your children to combat false education and political correctedness. By purchasing this item, not only will you be proclaiming your beliefs, as Maggie says, "loud and proud," but also this puppet is made from pure Virginian tobacco and ready to smoke.
Now only $199.99!
Have you ever wondered why most puppets do not come with cigarettes, despite the fact that there are about 1 billion smokers in the world, many of whom are children? This puppet helps teach your children to combat false education and political correctedness. By purchasing this item, not only will you be proclaiming your beliefs, as Maggie says, "loud and proud," but also this puppet is made from pure Virginian tobacco and ready to smoke.