Things I heard in a bathroom, during the Pittsburgh Steelers game
Q. How do you keep a Cincinnati Bengal out of your yard?
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Dayton, Ohio have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cincinnati would want one
Q. Why was Marvin Lewis upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either! [flush... shake, shake]
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals [faucet on... soap... squishy-squishy, wash-wash]
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road [hit button... vooooom.... ah! hands nearly dry]
Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
[That's when I just left the bathroom. Man, people can be so mean.]
A. Put up goal posts
Q. Where do you go in case of a tornado?
A. The Paul Brown Stadium - they never get a touchdown there!
Q. What do you call a Cincinnati Bengal with a Super Bowl Championship ring?
A. A thief
Q. Why doesn't Dayton, Ohio have a professional football team?
A. Because then Cincinnati would want one
Q. Why was Marvin Lewis upset when the Cincinnati Bengals' playbook was stolen?
A. Because he hadn't finished coloring it.
Q. What's the difference between the Cincinnati Bengals and a dollar bill?
A. You can still get four quarters out of a dollar
Q. How many Cincinnati Bengals does it take to win a Super Bowl?
A. Mike Brown has no idea! -- and we may never know either! [flush... shake, shake]
Q. What do you call 47 people sitting around a TV watching the NFL playoffs?
A. The Cincinnati Bengals [faucet on... soap... squishy-squishy, wash-wash]
Q. What do the Cincinnati Bengals and opossums have in common?
A. Both play dead at home and get killed on the road [hit button... vooooom.... ah! hands nearly dry]
Q. How can you tell when the Cincinnati Bengals are going to run the football?
A. The back leaves the huddle with tears in his eyes
[That's when I just left the bathroom. Man, people can be so mean.]